• Me: Okay I'm going to stop spending money
  • Me: Is that a sale?
  • Me: Is that free shipping?

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via fag)